Margie Maybe's Goss on Kim's done, George's ex, and Lindsay's smiling

Not exactly surprising gossip news…According to TMZ Kim Kardashian will file for divorce today from Kris already forgotten basketball player. The reason will be the standard "irreconcilable differences." For those of you keeping track at home they were married for 72 days which comes out to $138,888 dollars per day for the amount of money they (marketing suppliers) supposedly spent on their wedding.

Heads-up George Clooney, it looks like one of your ex-girlfriends is not taking your money and going away quietly. Elisabetta Canalis in a recent interview said of dating George that is was "more of a father-daughter relationship". Um, that seems to be her nice way of saying you’re “old” George!?! Considering his next girlfriend was even younger than you Betta you can guess he’s saying you’re too old in a subtle way too!

She gets enough grief when she’s down so it’s only fair to give her props when she does something right. Even if that “something” with Lindsay Lohan is merely going to the dentist for veneers…Now the question is did she do it to appear clean in court or for Playboy?  

Celeb Goss on Conan, Sandra, and Usher the Badguy!

Is Conan O’Brien looking for a back-up job? He’s going to be presiding over a marriage ceremony on his show when it tapes in New York at the Beacon Theater next week. The marriage will be between a member of his staff and his partner. Yes, it’s a gay wedding…there would be no ratings boosting controversy if it wasn’t, right. Here’s hoping the couples’ feelings towards each other are far more genuine than this wedding stunt.

Speaking of something to celebrate

Remember what you got for your first birthday? Yep, no ever really does unless of course you’re Sandra Bullock’s son and you’re never allowed to touch the gift until you’re in your twenties at least. That’s because little Louis Bullock got from Sandra’s agent a $14,000 Andy Warhol “Peaches” print. Um, when Sandy said little Lou liked “peaches” I think she meant to eat not hang on the wall. Seriously, it was a nice gift as the kid won’t remember but the money spent of the print went to benefit amFAR’s AIDS research.

Not speaking of being good

What happened to Usher? As healthy as “Mr. 1,000 Crunches” is why on earth would he park in a handicap spot?!? Apparently, I’m not the only one surprised by it! According to TMZ a women in the parking lot saw what he was doing and confronted him. She may have gone a bit too far as supposedly while he was still in the driver’s seat she shook up a beer and sprayed it at him. The witness told TMZ, Usher then grabbed a water bottle and splashed her back ... so she kicked his driver's side door until he exited the vehicle and confronted her. A friend of the woman’s pulled her out of there and Usher escorted himself out of there not too long after. The scary part is the whole parking drama was because there was a Halloween Parade happening in the area…aren’t they supposed to be fun!?!