Monday, November 28, 2011

Lohan's sick, Twilight's a danger, and A. Weiner is getting a book?



Guess who gets to say, “I told you I was sick!” Every time Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael, got arrested he would have what seemed like a highly coincidental heart problem well it turns out they were real. Mikey has even had to move his surgery to put a stent in from Friday to today because he’s suffering complications! Wonder if all the testing he must be going through will show if Kate Major is right and he’s on steroids…

Speaking of not feeling well

The latest Twilight movie may be doing well at the box office but it’s not doing so well for everyone who goes to see it. Supposedly, the lighting shown during the vampire birthing scene can trigger seizures and has reportedly done that to two men already. They say if seizures are a concern for you, you may want to wait until the movie comes out for home viewing so you can watch it with the lights on.

Speaking of things that should stay in the dark

We had almost completely forgotten the whole Anthony Weiner sexting scandal so what has dragged it back? Is he running for office again? No. Has he started texting again? No. It’s back because the woman who happily sexted with that married man, Traci Nobles, went on The Today Show to say she has no regrets…Yawn. Oh, and rumor has it she’s shopping a tell-all book. Um, weren’t you only texting occasionally for a couple of months? Is this really enough for a book? Even with pictures you’ve got enough for a pamphlet, right?

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